Pastor’s Business Card

A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote “Revelation 3:20” on the back of it and stuck it in the door. When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, “Genesis 3:10.” Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins “Behold, I stand at the door and knock.” Genesis 3:10 reads, “I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked.”

Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones? They still are!

“A cheerful heart is good medicine” (Prov. 17:22)

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2 Responses to Pastor’s Business Card

  1. අමිල says:

    දන්නවාද ඔබතුමාගේ බ්ලොගය කමෙන්ට් කිරීම පසුයි. මොකද අනවශ්‍ය ගැජට් නැති නිසා. ඉතාම ඉක්මනින් කමෙන්ට් ඒරියා එක ලෝඩ් වෙනවා. නිකන් කියන්න හිතුනා. අපි වගේ Image off කරල ඉන්ටර්නෙට් බලන Limited Broadband කාරයන්ට ඒක ලොකු උපකාරයක්.

  2. අමිල says:

    “funniest jokes were the clean ones” කියන්නේ මොකද?

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